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Hello, Klaipėda!

Since 1997, Markas Žukauskas, who terrorizes his parents, nannies, teachers, and innocent bystanders with his pranks and lack of attention, has gotten himself into trouble more than once. He liked semolina porridge with jam the most, but sometimes he would cook oatmeal porridge as well. He was actually quite good at cooking, but his main porridge was various pranks and minor crimes.

This "bandit's" dossier is truly impressive:

16 house arrests (one lasted two months because M. Žukauskas opened some pretty hardcore porn on a teacher's computer and then shut it down. When the teacher came to teach the semester and moved the computer mouse, the students saw group sex on the smart board screen instead of their grades).

2 cars were damaged.

1 stolen "Manija" chocolate bar (for which M. Žukauskas spent 3 hours in a police detention center)

1st offense: caught driving without a license

12 times I ran away from home at night to various drinking parties and parties

HUNDREDS of missed lessons

Only his crimes committed during adolescence were listed here, because when he came of age, Markas moved to Vilnius—a jurisdiction where our chief commissioner, Markas's mother, no longer has the power to monitor him and collect information about his exploits. There is no doubt that most of his offenses continued in the capital. Unfortunately, we no longer have any information about them… However, one thing is clear: Markas Žukauskas is a devilishly funny comedian who has been successfully making Lithuanians laugh for seven years. He is entering 2024 with a new solo stand-up program called "Bandit." Our daily newspaper can assure you that seeing this performance is a must!

Event info:

Doors open at 7:00 p.m.

Start: 8:00 p.m.

Age rating N-16

Tickets are non-refundable.

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